December 2011
30 posts
I can't see my floor becasue it's covered in...
AH! Jimmie! Are you my anon lover? I just actually...
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Anonymous asked: Hi so the anon messages were all from me. Sorry to be a sickish Puck but I was feeling rather sprite and mischievous. In any case sorry about that, hope I didn't metaphorically spit in your cream cheese.
Anonymous asked: So I read the list of "do not wants" and came to realize your standards are much to low. That being said would you be interested in getting to know me?
If you ever wanted to date me...
Simply ask yourself these questions
Have you been shot?
Stabbed?
Shanked?
Been hospitalized because of a fight?
Are you a convicted felon?
Do you have a serious drug problem?
Dishonorably discharged from the armed forces?
Do you like to brag about being shot, stabbed, shanked, and or doing those things to people?
Do you have stupid and or ugly tattoos?
Do you fondly reminisce about that...
I'M FUCKIING LEAVING FOR HOGWARTS!
Sitting in my bed drinking cheap tequila and...
Dear inernet, stop being so wonderful I have lines...
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
I’ve spent the first chunk sitting at good ol’ Mag’s with my bestie/birthday buddy! Now I’m home…on tumblr with a nose bleed… But I think it’s going to be a great day!
